(D is holding his eyes open while trying to dump water in them) "D what are you doing?" "I am making my eyes so they can be blinky"
(Listening to the kids pretending) "You're not a good person anymore, you're just a drunk!" - Mikayla
Let me set the scene... I wanted a diet coke, I pull up to the McD's drive thru, I order a medium DC. The kid on the other side of the ordering box replys back saying, "We are out of Diet Coke." All pissy I say to myself why on earth would they be out of dc? To which both, yes both of my kids say "I bet it's cause you drank it all Mom!"
"Mom, why can't we have swimming lessons today?" D says "Didn't you hear that girl, there was an accident" Kayla replys to D "Oh yeah, I bet that someone died so they closed to pool"
"AGGGHHH I hate you" (door slams, silence for a moment and then door squeaks open) "I really don't hate you" (in a quiet voice) "But right now I hate you!" (back to screaming, door slams) - Demitri
"Stupid Traffic, I'm sick of this town, I'm sick of this traffic. I hope we can move to Hawowii soon!" -Demitri, who pronounces Hawaii as Ha Wow ee
"Mom, I can't find any underwear?" "Aren't there any in your drawer?" "No, all that's in there is a pair of granny panties."- Mikayla
2 comments:
Ya - that looks much better on him then Jaxson. I'm shaving it today! YEAH!
that mohawk is pretty awesome!!! I think we need to see you kids soon cuz they hare huge!
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